kuroohazama:

Devil May Clean two too.
Hours of tedious and repetitive entertaining and challenging chores await you in this new dull splendid adventure. Armed with a broom, detergents and his trusted pair of gloves, Dante sets out to prune even the filthiest corners of his apartment, freeing them from demonic dust, pizza boxes and porn magazines educational material.

kuroohazama:

Devil May Clean two too.

Hours of tedious and repetitive entertaining and challenging chores await you in this new dull splendid adventure. Armed with a broom, detergents and his trusted pair of gloves, Dante sets out to prune even the filthiest corners of his apartment, freeing them from demonic dust, pizza boxes and porn magazines educational material.

crystalsoulslayer:

uozlulu:

To Whom It May Concern,

I was born with epilepsy caused by severe brain damage in 1985. In 1988 or 1989, I began to watch Doctor Who in the United States. The Doctor helped me fight night terrors and nightmares brought on by this brain damage. Because he was so alien, I could relate to him…

bbcone doctorwho

This is super important. Signal boost the bejeesus out of this.

BBC, please keep Doctor Who accessible and safe for people with photosensitive epilepsy. All those intense flashing lights (like those in Into the Dalek/Nightmare in Silver) are physically dangerous for such people, and might prevent them from watching the show, or worse, cause them permanent harm. Please start using safer effects for our fellow Whovians with photosensitivity! There’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to travel with the Doctor, too.

burntlikethesun:

And for once it might be grand

To have someone understand

I want so much more than they’ve got planned

The difference in the way the Doctor is written by RTD and Moffat.

claudiaboleyn:

Companion: I am so rubbish. 

RTD-written Doctor: No, you’re not! You’re brilliant! Remember that wonderful thing you did! Remember that special skill you have that nobody else has? Don’t put yourself down! Where would I be without you, eh?

vs

Moffat-written Doctor: You are bossy, also a control freak, a narcissist, a game player, needy, and also your skirt is just a little too tight.

Companion: Excuse me???

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

athomewithlana:

athomewithlana:

jykinturah:

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

Every time I watch this video, I am awed by the strange unshakable calm that the bird seems to portray, even turning it’s head slightly as to idly survey the perpetrator pressing their finger against their slight, frail, body.

Perhaps this bird understands truly what it means… to do it for the vine.

It tilts it’s head like “okay whatever I’ll go with it”

i just spent like half an hour going through my videos to find this

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect