Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!
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10: Hello, what’s this?
"Rose and the Doctor walked into the TARDIS-" Wait, what.
Why are Rose and I-
You think Rose lov-
Why are we- did you just write us kissing?
Well that was…descriptive.
the look of a man who really, really hopes he isn’t about to get into trouble
This week, Gemma outlines The Freelancer Artist’s Food Pyramid.
The only nail polish for me
Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
#oh dear goodness#the thought of tentoo and rose losing a little tiny girl with crazy brown hair#and the doctor frantically digging through#shouting to Rose to be ready to call an ambulance#and Rose stops looking worried and starts laughing#because their little girl is stalking through like a lion cub#and before she can give a warning tentoo is ferociously attacked by a vicious toddler#and all kinds of cuteness ensues (via greatbigouterspacedunce)
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN