lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

Anonymous asked: *knocks on TARDIS door and leaves a tenorose fanfiction* *runs away*

askteamtardis:

10: Hello, what’s this? 

"Rose and the Doctor walked into the TARDIS-" Wait, what.

Why are Rose and I-

You think Rose lov-

Why are we- did you just write us kissing?

Well that was…descriptive.

clarasdoctahs:

the look of a man who really, really hopes he isn’t about to get into trouble

ilovecharts:

A Map of the Introvert’s Heart
This week, Gemma outlines The Freelancer Artist’s Food Pyramid.

ilovecharts:

A Map of the Introvert’s Heart

This week, Gemma outlines The Freelancer Artist’s Food Pyramid.

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

lauraxxtennant:

imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

 (via greatbigouterspacedunce)

placetnemagistra:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

BRITAIN.

whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope you’re enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking